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The little things sons argue with their dads.

Jun 19, 2022 - 11:40

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Dad & Son

Last weekend during the wedding. The little things I argue with dad. Don't say it's my fault okay?

I: The way it is eh, maybe I'll have to marry 3 wives at once o. 1, 2, 3....finish or maybe 2 shaa!
Dad: That will be fine ofcourse. Great idea. Like right now, I'm planning to find another wife to second your mum.
I: Why? How? (Quite pissed) Meaning what?
Dad: Maybe, it should be cool.
I: Daddy, have you been to prison or seen prisoners before? Have you ever seen me on any green cloth before?
Dad: Yes, why the question? Not really on green though.
I: Yea, because you'll soon see me there after I've maimed your second wife. (Quite worried)
Dad: Wetin kom dey vex U nau? Why angry? Why are you now raising your voice?
I: I don't like what I heard. I'm overly pissed. You can't be saying that. You keh....since when?
Dad: Since you wanted to marry two ladies nau.
I: I was just joking nau....it's not possible....hian!!
Dad: I was joking too nau, it's not possible.
I: Abeg, mek I go help Essy serve food jare. Mtcheew.
Dad: Serve my wife first o....she looks like she's more hungry.
I: Stop talking to me!!!!!
Dad: 
                                            